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ALL OF THIS STUFF IS MADE UP, NONE OF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL.
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ALL OF THIS STUFF IS MADE UP, NONE OF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL. | THERE ARE RUDE WORDS ON THIS WEBSITE |
Fat boys in balaclavas
Don’t fucking cry, mate! Shouted Deano from the back of the Transit crew cab. I’m not! Neil snapped back. It’s the balaclava; it’s itchy.
I’m in love with your bodies
Teddy Bears aren’t alive here are they? Is that the thing that happened? He thought to himself.
Death
An old woman follows him round all the time with clean pants and trousers just in case he hears the word death.
Ai Saint Peter
After an hour or two, the newly merged mega AI called the tech boys back into the dining room by hacking their phones and playing the sound of an ominous, distant tolling bell through their AirPods and the arms of Mark’s paedo specs.
A woman’s work
Andrew was wearing a black velvet evening dress that had a gold sparkly motif, like a firework exploding, running over the left shoulder and down one sleeve.
Pointed sticks
One of the Secret Service men suggested that she might be trying to tell them something. But Trump was just like, “Whatever, it’s fine, I’m not bothered, let her do what she wants.”